I was with my close friend at a coffee shop, talking rubbish about relationship. Most of our conversations about relationship are either banal, dull or too many sarcasms. We are single, we have so many expectations and we won't low down our bars. We have created many unreliable theories to justify our inane thoughts.
Here is one of them, we call it "Cut the Crap. The Art of Making Love, Easy"
Here's the made-up manifesto: There should be an agreed list of how to take relationship to the next level. No guessing or no more learning to read-mind. No more suffering while waiting for an SMS, a phone call, or even a missed call. No more double guessing. Just follow the rule.
The rule only consists of three main things:
1. The first date means a serious invitation to do something just the two of you. If you're ok and everything goes smooth, both of you are having fun, proceed to hold hands and to kiss when parting.
2. The next three dates, mean you have great time together and you are compatible. By this time, you should know the pattern of the dating invitations and the time intervals. Proceed to stay over and get to intimacy. If it means sex, you take it at your own risk. Women tend to mix logic and sex in their mind. While men, they have two compartments in their brain, one is for feeling, one is for sex, they don't mix, so they can take out and throw out sex easier.
3. If the invitation stops, remember the rule no.2, you should be able to know the pattern. If the pattern stops, it means termination of the relationship. And no, he or she didn't have a bad accident and couldn't contact you, this is not a chick-lit twist.
My friend has this utopian Casanova-ish wish, where he could get away with sex and women with these rules. So, yes, you've just wasted a few minutes of your life reading non-sense. Imagine how sad I was, spending hours listening to him and discussing this crap.
Here is one of them, we call it "Cut the Crap. The Art of Making Love, Easy"
Here's the made-up manifesto: There should be an agreed list of how to take relationship to the next level. No guessing or no more learning to read-mind. No more suffering while waiting for an SMS, a phone call, or even a missed call. No more double guessing. Just follow the rule.
The rule only consists of three main things:
1. The first date means a serious invitation to do something just the two of you. If you're ok and everything goes smooth, both of you are having fun, proceed to hold hands and to kiss when parting.
2. The next three dates, mean you have great time together and you are compatible. By this time, you should know the pattern of the dating invitations and the time intervals. Proceed to stay over and get to intimacy. If it means sex, you take it at your own risk. Women tend to mix logic and sex in their mind. While men, they have two compartments in their brain, one is for feeling, one is for sex, they don't mix, so they can take out and throw out sex easier.
3. If the invitation stops, remember the rule no.2, you should be able to know the pattern. If the pattern stops, it means termination of the relationship. And no, he or she didn't have a bad accident and couldn't contact you, this is not a chick-lit twist.
My friend has this utopian Casanova-ish wish, where he could get away with sex and women with these rules. So, yes, you've just wasted a few minutes of your life reading non-sense. Imagine how sad I was, spending hours listening to him and discussing this crap.
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